My name has 26 characters in it. It is 26 characters long. That is the same amount of letters in the American alphabet. How is this not insane? I'm sorry for ranting on about this. I used Google Translate so don't hold this against me if it's wrong.
我的名字裡面有26個字符。它是26個字符長。這與美國字母表中的字母數量相同。這怎麼瘋了？對此我感到很抱歉。我使用了Google翻譯，所以如果錯誤，請不要反對我。
Wǒ de míngzì lǐmiàn yǒu 26 gè zìfú. Tā shì 26 gè zìfú zhǎng. Zhè yǔ měiguó zìmǔbiǎo zhōng de zìmǔ shùliàng xiāngtóng. Zhè zěnme fēngle? Duì cǐ wǒ gǎndào hěn bàoqiàn. Wǒ shǐyòngle Google fānyì, suǒyǐ rúguǒ cuòwù, qǐng bùyào fǎnduì wǒ.
