"What? It's love not Santa Clause." (500 days of Summer)
"Be your own hero." (Whip It)
"Life is short..." - another proverb
"You have faults; we all do. And I love you in spite of, and because of, them." - probably television
"Imagination is more important than Knowledge." - Einstein
"If you're going to do something, don't do something smart; do it right."
- Jayne Cobb (Firefly Character)
"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it."
- Edith Sitwell
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams
"Those who can make us believe absurdities can make us commit atrocities." - Voltaire
"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." - Shepherd Book (quoting Mal), Firefly